The Elf happenings day 20

The Elf on the Shelf... here for the last 3 years he's been just a good little elf, bringing little gifts every so often... notes with elfie kisses... and now he's torching us! So, he thought it would be funny to taunt me today... he's sitting guard on top of my coffee! YES COFFEE! He wrote in a letter to Kailee and Gracie that he is trying to stop "mommy" from drinking so much caffeine... so this is what he does... 1/2 a pot of coffee is all I'm aloud today. It was all fun and games when he was just poking fun of the kids but this is madness! And I think it means war... I may have to recruit the Barbie dolls to help me... we are going to string him up and have the Barbies holding him hostage... well... that could traumatize two sassy Spalding's... but it's a thought to consider!